Cleverly disguised as an adult. Proud Hufflepuff (haters to the left).
Addicted to all sorts of media and crying/fantasizing over older men.
Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he
u fucked up, Tony
u fucked up big time
you had one job, Tony
what if he did find it though?
what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?
what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?
what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?
what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?
what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?
what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?
hot dads for all
MOVES TO JAPAN
god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they have a twitter and everything. i clicked on their about page and here’s the description:
"This is a service where you can rent a middle aged man with skill and experience who is undoubtedly good looking for just 1000 yen per hour!
You can make them go out with you, talk with you, do your errands, put them to work, or just hang out at home with you. How does it sound?”
One of them is a pro baseball player and the other one (the one pictured above) is a stylist. Reservations start at a minimum of 2 hours.
i’m going to cry i’m so tempted to actually do this.
OMFG The site even says “出張レンタルもOK♪（交通費は実費” Meaning that as long as you pay for their travel expenses, etc., they can come overseas too JFC SOMEONE STOP ME FROM—
aRE YOU SAYING I COULD IMPORT A JAPANESE MAN
what a world we live in
literally irl middle aged high school host club this is amazing omfg
I’m gonna buy
wHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE